Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
The Lord of the Rings - JRR TolkienJane Eyre - Charlotte BronteHarry Potter series - JK RowlingTo Kill a Mockingbird - Harper LeeThe Bible - Council of Nicea
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
Nineteen Eighty Four - George OrwellHis Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
Great Expectations - Charles DickensLittle Women - Louisa M Alcott
Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
Middlemarch - George Eliot
Gone With The Wind - Margaret MitchellThe Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
Bleak House - Charles Dickens
War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
Crime and Punishment - Fyodor DostoyevskyGrapes of Wrath - John SteinbeckAlice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
Emma - Jane Austen
Persuasion - Jane Austen
The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
Animal Farm - George OrwellThe Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
The Woman in White - Wilkie CollinsAnne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
Lord of the Flies - William Golding
Atonement - Ian McEwan
Life of Pi - Yann Martel
Dune - Frank Herbert
Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
The Secret History - Donna Tartt
The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
On The Road - Jack Kerouac
Jude the Obscure - Thomas HardyBridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
Midnight’s Children - Salman RushdieMoby Dick - Herman Melville
Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
Dracula - Bram StokerThe Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
Ulysses - James Joyce
The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
Germinal - Emile Zola
Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
Possession - AS Byatt
A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
The Color Purple - Alice Walker
The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
A Fine Balance - Rohinton MistryCharlotte’s Web - EB White
The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid BlytonHeart of Darkness - Joseph ConradThe Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
Watership Down - Richard Adams
A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
The Three Musketeers - Alexandre DumasHamlet - William ShakespeareCharlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
Les Miserables - Victor Hugo
Excuse me—yes, I’d like to order one of those, please.
Are his outfits sold separately, or do they come with the package?
Oh, no, that’s okay. It’s not like he’ll be wearing them.
And how long will he take to ship? About two weeks? Cool. Thanks very much.
You too.
Bye.
TAMORA PIERCE WHY THE FUCK AREN’T YOUR BOOKS A MOVIE/TV SHOW YET!!!!
What if Belle is Rumple’s Harley Quinn?
“Hey Mistah R, dont’cha wanna ring your Belle?”
Perfect. I was thinking after being locked up in a tower, being tossed around by Rumple and the Queen as a bargaining chip, she might be down for a little power.
Dr Whale: | This boy is in a coma but after observing his pupils I can say that he was not poisoned so after twenty seconds of diagnosis I can say that it must be...MAGIC. |
Me: | |
Dr Whale: | |
Me: | I don't believe this man's ever been to medical school. |
Me: | I watch CSI sir, a toxicology report takes at least a commercial! |
Charming: | Don't worry, Cinderella. We'll lock Rumplestiltskin up. He's the most evil man in all the land. |
Rumplestiltskin: | Right, right. |
Rumplestiltskin: | Because of that time I saved your farm and gave your brother a better life |
Rumplestiltskin: | And then gave you the new life that led you to Snow White |
Rumplestiltskin: | And then gave you a map to find Snow during that evil phase of hers |
Rumplestiltskin: | And then turned your ring into a honing device to lead you directly to her once you broke out of prison |
Rumplestiltskin: | And threw in a snazzy outfit so that you could propose |
Charming: | |
Rumplestiltskin: | I'm pretty sure I've been more active in your relationship than you have |
People think Rum/Gold was “risking Henry’s life”??
Seriously?
I completely agree. He also said to Emma “your son will be fine, I promise”. He knew what he was doing. He also knew once Emma kissed Henry the curse would be broken, so he needed that magic so he was on a limited time schedule. I also think Regina kinda knew what he was up to and helped. I mean I didn’t hear a struggle, and Regina wasn’t knocked out, and the elevator was pretty close to the top.
And I laughed the whole way through. I think I’m broken.
But wow, Rumpelstiltskin. ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF LEARNING FROM YOUR MISTAKES? Seriously, dude. This is not going to end well.
Yeah I felt the same way.
spoilers below…
a/n: This is my first smut story. I also wrote it awhile ago people asked for it, before things happened. I kinda consider this a first draft that isn’t going to get a final one. I spellchecked it, so minimal effort completed.
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It started out innocently enough.
Kids were always coming to the castle on dares. These ones had managed to hop the fence, and had made it closer than most. It was Belle watching them, giggling (one had gotten stuck on the fence), that had made him aware of some trespassers.
“Don’t hurt them- too much,” she said.
“But they’ll keep coming back! They need to learn their lesson!” he said watching the youngest one struggle on the post. Belle nodded.
In the end he had sent them home with an itchy rash that would disappear in a couple of days.
Then came her funk.
